Dailies: Food wise

Coffee In Heaven


You'll be greeted
by a nice cup of coffee
when you get to heaven
and strains of angelic harmony.

But wouldn't you be devastated
if they only serve decaffeinated
while from the percolators of hell

your soul was assaulted
by Satan's fresh espresso smell?

                                            John Agard

             -- o --

Peas

I always eat peas with honey,
I've done it all my life,
They do taste kind of funny,
But it keeps them on the knife.

                                           Anon